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my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing

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when people i dont like touch me

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Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas

With violins.

You can’t deny this shit.

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we have literally created our own dialogue? language? here on tumblr and i think that is the most amazing thing ever ~~please disregard my shitty editing skills~~

no listen this is actually really amazing because this is a real thing. i think this counts as a pidgin language. a pidgin language is basically a changed, simplified version of a language. you can change the spellings of words, pronunciation, grammar rules, or even make up new words. i think. i’d have to research it a bit more to be sure but i’m 90% sure this is right. if its not a pidgin language, then its a lingua franca but thats more used for trade and stuff like that. but still a new language. so yes, we’ve created our own language. we’ve changed the whole sentence structure. we can trail off sentences, say things like “i just cant”, and use words like ship, OTP, fic, fandom, feels, and ship names and everyone will understand what you’re saying. the part that i love most is how people go “OMGH IM CRIIY NIG SOIOO HARD” and understand each other. for example “IM LIUA GHMNIG”. that one was incredibly easy, but if you knew that said “I’m laughing”, congratulations. You speak a pidgin language. we can even say stuff like “Does anyone know of a Johnlock fic, at least 20k words, not a WIP, with no OCs, and is Post-Reichenbach? Or just a Destiel PWP would be great.” To someone not on tumblr, that wouldn’t make any sense. but you understood, didn’t you? One characteristic of a pidgin language is that you have to learn it like a second language. Another characteristic is that it is frequently changing. tumblr goes through many trends with how we talk. if i remember correctly, when i first made an account about two years ago, talking like this wasn’t quite as common. also, that thing of suddenly capitalizing your sentence is fairly recent. you know, when people go “the new epISODE IS TOMORROW”. Like one of the people up there said, all of this is awesome because how else do you easily show emotion and tone over the internet? we’ve even made a whole sense of humour that most people here share in. There’s so much more that I could talk about with this, but i’m tired and i may be entirely wrong about everything. but yes. people on the fandom side of tumblr who speak like this are speaking a new language

I now declare that saying “I speak tumblr” is acceptable when being asked what languages you know

wait a second…did we make newspeak a thing?

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no one loves lag like these two.

this gif is just so precious

NEW LIFE GOAL: DO THIS

oh my god that’s actually hilariosuhdjfjk

STILL MY FAVORITE PANEL VIDEO OF ALL TIME

i love how Jared is like I CAN’T I’M SO DONE

LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE

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do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

Well, that took an unexpected turn.

so did their neck

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i'm gonna make everything in chat post form because no one adds dumb shit onto chat posts because it looks dumb
wanna bet
god damn it

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if a girl plays rugby it does not make her a lesbian

however, if a girl plays rugby and has sex with the team afterwards then she might be a lesbian

unless it is a co-ed team

then it is 50/50

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